Wait, there is no such thing as unicorns?

3.22 / 4.06

Oh no! My boyfriend is in mortal danger! - is what I call this parallel.


badathlete:

Do you ever listen to middle aged people talk…they are the fakest of the fake




happafaith:

THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS 

happafaith:

THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS 



dogapult:

technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece


M: What else do  b a n s h e e s  do?
L: You think I know?

I can’t just turn this on. I’m not like you guys. I don’t have claws, or glowing eyes or super senses.
                      I  j u s t  h a v e  v o i c e s  i n  m y  h e a d.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

posted 3 hours ago via kottakitty · © gamko with 47,156 notes