3.22 / 4.06Oh no! My boyfriend is in mortal danger! - is what I call this parallel.
Do you ever listen to middle aged people talk…they are the fakest of the fake
THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS
technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece
M: What else do b a n s h e e s do?
L: You think I know?I can’t just turn this on. I’m not like you guys. I don’t have claws, or glowing eyes or super senses.
I j u s t h a v e v o i c e s i n m y h e a d.
Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.